May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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