She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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