yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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