Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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