Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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