i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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