That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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