Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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