we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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