His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
