his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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