Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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