He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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