If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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