I'm really into asian looking animals
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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