Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
No stitches, just platelets and will power
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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