You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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