To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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