i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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