Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize