This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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