so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
i need some magic done to my vagina
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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