Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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