did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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