I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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