exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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