There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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