super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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