Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
The feeling are messing with the penis
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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