I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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