fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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