We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He shit in the fireplace
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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