People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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