That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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