Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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