Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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