were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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