After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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