i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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