Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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