She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
