If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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