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So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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