Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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