Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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