yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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