just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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