I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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