the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
