I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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