How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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