I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Holy shit dude........stairs
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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