There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You ate ashes out of my bong
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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