Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
