Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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