he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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