my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
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