Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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