So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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